A SHORT STORY ABOUT SEA URCHINS AND HOMEOPATHY.

by MDY

Mike eats two pounds of uni every day. The last time we went diving, he managed to spire his foot on a crown-of-thorns. He was hobbling around for weeks like a clown wearing bricks for shoes. So Allie told Mike for a lark that you can get immunity to sea urchins if you eat enough of them. We encourage him by saying it’s an acquired taste and that money’s for spending anyway. He doesn’t know it’s the gonads.